Carlton Quote #544

Quote from Carlton in Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 1)

Carlton: I'm going on record as still being against this. Models are vacant and self-centered and not the type we Banks associate with. [to a pair of models] I'll pay you $20 apiece for your phone numbers.]
Receptionist: Miss Pemberton will see you now.
Carlton: Thirty. And when I call, you don't even have to say anything. Huh? Huh? Fifty.


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