Carlton Quote #523

Quote from Carlton in There's the Rub (Part 1)

Carlton: Relax. You have to be patient with these people. Understanding.
Larry Wilmore: Excuse me.
Carlton: Hey, pal. Can't you see I'm talking?
Larry Wilmore: I'm Larry Wilmore. The shelter manager.
Carlton: Manager? Carlton Banks here. Wow, you're awfully young to have such an important position. And fit too. You work out, don't you? So, Lare, listen. I've taken the liberty of drafting up a little letter of recommendation. So if you'd be kind enough to put your John Hancock...

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 ‘There's the Rub (Part 1)’ Quotes

Quote from Hilary

Larry Wilmore: Uh, Ms. Banks, the film crew called and they said they're gonna be a little delayed. But in the meantime, Sylvia over there will give you your jobs.
Hilary: Oh, don't be silly. I already have a job. I'm a famous talk-show hostess. Well, not exactly famous but I would be if more people watched my show. But really, how famous was Oprah before she was famous?

Quote from Aunt Helen

Aunt Helen: You're just jealous, Vy. Jealous because I'm fine.
Vy: Fine?
Aunt Helen: Fine.
Vy: Well, I've been told that I'm very sexy.
Aunt Helen: 900 numbers don't count.

Quote from Aunt Helen

Vy: Wait, no. You made the stuffing last year.
Hattie: That's because you were sick. This is my natural turn.
Aunt Helen: Well, wait a minute. It's my turn to make it after you.
Vivian: Okay. Now you're guests in my house. I'll make the stuffing. Besides, everybody loves it.
Aunt Helen: Funny, I don't remember voting.
Vy: Uh, no offense, you guys but none of you can hold a candle to my stuffing.
Aunt Helen: That's because it's so dry, it'd go up in flames.
Hattie: All I know is, I've been making my stuffing for Philip since he was a boy. And he always asks for more.
Aunt Helen: Oh, we all know what a picky eater he is.