Carlton Quote #506
Quote from Carlton in Not with My Cousin You Don't
Will: How y'all doing?
Ashley: Hi. Is Derek here yet?
Will: Oh. He ain't coming.
Ashley: What?
Will: Yeah, it was a big accident, you know, out on the 605. Yeah, a jackknifed big rig, you know, spilled out a big load of, uh...
Carlton: Jackknives.
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Quote from Hilary
Ashley: Hilary, do you remember the first time you fell in love?
Hilary: Oh, this is important. Come. Come. Come. Sit. Sit. Sit. It was Lawrence Young, the most beautiful man at Bel-Air Prep. Oh! To put it simply, he was a god. He had been held back three years so he was really buff. Oh, he had the most amazing...
Ashley: Hilary. Hilary. Hilary, I get the picture.
Hilary: Oh, Ashley, are you in love?
Ashley: I think so. I feel like Derek's the one. I don't think I'll ever feel this way about anybody else.
Hilary: Oh, Ash, I am so happy for you. But long-distance relationships don't usually work out. I mean, look at the Little Mermaid. I mean, she was stuck in the sea and he was stuck on land.
Ashley: But they ended up together.
Hilary: Yeah, with the help of a lobster. You know a lobster?
Quote from Hilary
Ashley: Hilary, can I talk to you for a minute?
Hilary: Not now, Ash, my show starts in five minutes. Uh-oh. Big-sister radar. It's important, isn't it? I can tell. I have, like, a third sense about these things.
Carlton Banks Quotes
Quote from Just Say Yo
Carlton: Where am I? Last thing I remember, I was doing the running man to I Will Always Love You.
Will: Carlton, you're at a hospital.
Carlton: Wow, I feel terrible. I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful.
Will: Carlton, I got some bad news.
Carlton: Oh, God, I malfunctioned.
Will: No. See, you never made it past the dance floor. Those pills that you took weren't vitamins.
Carlton: What were they?
Will: Look, you gotta promise you're not gonna overreact.
Carlton: What could be worse than finding out I'm still a virgin?
Will: It was speed.
Carlton: Oh, my God. I'm a drug addict and a virgin!
Quote from The Alma Matter
Carlton: It's not unusual To have dad be proud of me It's not unusual 'Cause I love conformity And when I see dad hangin' with Will instead of me It's not unusual to see me cry I wanna die
Tom Jones: It's not unusual to mess up at any time And when I see you so down and out It's such a crime
Carlton: Did you ever wanna be loved by anyone And then you let them down I blew it yesterday My trust fund's gone away
Tom Jones: My friend it happens all the time And life will never do
Carlton: What you want it to
Tom Jones: Don't give yourself Such a hard time