Will Quote #1574
Werner: So, Maurice, Hilary and I just wanna thank you for giving us the opportunity to sit and chat a bit. Now, we're syndicated in all primary markets now and we're scheduled to expand-
Will: Oh, speaking of schedules, Carlton. Uh, the clinic called. You're still on for your implant tomorrow.
Werner: Anyway, heh, our demographics at the moment are very similar to-
Will: Ooh, Carlton, what is that on your lip?
Carlton: Will, there's nothing on my lip.
Will: Oh, nothing but the rotting residue of the lies you told to steal my job.
Carlton: For God's sake, Will, accept it. The better man won.
Will: Yeah? Well, the bigger, badder man's about to beat the better man into oblivion.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Get a Job’ Quotes
Quote from Geoffrey
Philip: You know, it's true what they say, TV really does add 10 pounds.
Geoffrey: Hmm. What would account for the other 250?
Philip: You know, you're not a man who enjoys employment, are you, Geoffrey?
Quote from Carlton
Will: Aah! So did you do it? Well, I hope you're happy now. You know, you got what you wanted. I'm out. You're in.
Carlton: Is that about it?
Will: No, sir. I have only begun. See, you know what kills me? I was laughing while I was walking home because it's funny. You know, how we can live together all these years, almost like brothers and you could still low-bridge me the way you did.
Carlton: Are you about done?
Will: Oh, no, sir. Furthermore, you little...
Carlton: Snake? Weasel?
Will: Oh, yes.
Carlton: Nerd?
Will: Oh, yes.
Carlton: How about square-headed short stack?
Will: This is not the way this is supposed to be going.
Quote from Will
Carlton: And action.
Will: Hi. As the king of poultry, I know what good chicken should taste like, and if you... Hold up, Carlton. Wait a minute. A chicken eating chicken? That's just sick.