Will Quote #1540

Quote from Will in Love in an Elevator

Carlton: My life has been so pathetic.
Will: No, it hasn't. Well, yeah, it has. Who cares? It's over.
Carlton: When the elevator was falling and I thought we were gonna die, your life flashed before my eyes. If I only had your magic with the women.
Will: Come on, Carlton, all these years, man, haven't you caught on? I mean, half the battle is the lyrics you toss at the honeys.

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 ‘Love in an Elevator’ Quotes

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Hey, good evening, Master William. Absolutely bumping party.
Will: Oh, yeah, thanks a lot, Geoffrey.
Woman: Geoffrey? But you told me your name was Will.
Geoffrey: No, I said I was willing.

Quote from Will

Will: Man, didn't your mothers ever tell you, don't play with buttons? [screams] Hello.
Jazz: They can't hear you, bro. The music's too loud. Can I throw a party or what?
Will: I don't believe this. There's a python and some triplets in there and I'm stuck in here with Ren and Stumpy.

Quote from Jazz

Carlton: Jazz is the best man? Then what the heck am I?
Jazz: Short.