Carlton Quote #456
Quote from Carlton in To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold
Carlton: Hilary?
Hilary: Carlton, what are you doing here?
Carlton: I'm meeting my date. Wait a minute, what are you doing here?
Hilary: I'm meeting my date. What a small world. Now, get away. Hershey's Kiss should be here any minute.
Carlton: Hershey's Kiss? Oh, for crying out loud, Hilary, I'm Hershey's Kiss.
Hilary: You too? Well, what are the odds?
Carlton: Hilary, work with me here. I'm Hershey's Kiss, you're Brown Sugar, we're here to date each other.
Hilary: What are you saying?
Carlton: I'm dating my own sister! [everyone in the restaurant stares] ...is my favorite country Western song.
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Quote from Will
Will: Look, I'm sorry, Uncle Phil.
Philip: No, no, Will, I apologize to you.
Will: Yeah, I know that was your boy and everything, man. Hey, listen, I know exactly how you feel. It's just like when I found out that Kermit the Frog was just a piece of green felt with somebody's hand up his butt.
Philip: Something like that, son.
Quote from Geoffrey
Will: Hey, G, where's Uncle Phil?
Geoffrey: Follow the Ding Dong debris.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Will, please, to get a job like this you have to be highly skilled in my particular area of expertise.
Will: What, sucking up?
Carlton: Exactly.