Lisa: So I say one thing that you don't wanna hear and that's it? You just shut me out without even letting me explain?
Will: "Will, I don't want to marry you" seems pretty self-explanatory.
Lisa: Well, you're wrong. Will, I love you. But I feel like the only reason you asked me to marry you is because you're feeling vulnerable right now.
Will: Well, getting shot kind of has that effect on a brother.
Lisa: I understand that, but what's gonna happen when you're back on your feet and feeling like yourself again? Baby, I don't wanna have to shoot you every six months just to hold on to you.

Philip: Now, now, Vy, I'm sure the boy has a very sound financial plan in mind.
Will: That's right, you tell her, Uncle Phil.
Philip: Right. After all, he is working full time at the college.
Will: It's part time, Uncle Phil, just part time.
Philip: Oh, that's okay. I mean, you have that great hourly wage.
Will: Well, not to mention my tips.
Philip: That's right, that's right- Well, now, just what exactly is 15 percent of a frozen burrito? Oh, never mind. That's okay. I mean, once you graduate and you start your career... Um, what is it that you're majoring in, now?
Will: See, I haven't exactly declared my major yet, Uncle Phil.
Philip: Oh.
Will: You're not giving good examples right now either. Oh. Aha. Ha, ha. I see what you're doing. Hey, I watch The Cosby Show too, Uncle Phil. Ha-ha-ha. This is that episode where Theo drops out of school, right?
Philip: Well, yeah, something like that.
Will: Yeah, well, a couple more Pudding Pops, you'll be there.

Will: Isn't anybody gonna congratulate me?
Vy: Yeah, yeah, come here. My foot wants to congratulate your butt. Boy, no way are you ready for marriage. How are you gonna support a wife?