Carlton Quote #395
Quote from Carlton in Will's Misery
Carlton: [picks up the phone] Carlton Banks here.
Will: Carlton, it's Will. I'm up at Lake Arrowhead with Lisa. Listen, she got me tied to a chair, man.
Carlton: Oh, stop bragging, you sick pervert. [hangs up]
Ashley: Who's a pervert?
Carlton: Oh, I'm just teasing Will. See, some sorority girls are playing a trick on him at some cabin.
Ashley: What kind of trick?
Carlton: They're going to terrorize and torture him. Oh, don't worry, it's all in good fun.
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‘Will's Misery’ Quotes
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
[Carlton runs out the kitchen door and around the side of the house]
Carlton: Oh, God. Oh, Lisa!
Will: [to himself] Gotcha. [laughs]
[Carlton runs in through the living room doors and back into the kitchen]
Carlton: No! No! Tell me you didn't. Oh, God.
[Carlton drops to the floor and crawls back out the door]
Carlton: No, no, no.
[Carlton runs into the cabin]
Carlton: Will, no. Oh, my God, no! Oh, no.
[Carlton climbs the steps of the audience]
Carlton: How could you do that? Oh, no. Oh, my Oh, God. Oh, God. No.
[Carlton emerges from the elevator in The Peacock Stop]
Carlton: No. Oh, God, how could he do that? How could he do that?
[Carlton runs off set and hugs Will]
Carlton: Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
Quote from Will
Lisa: Oh, Will, don't let that spoil anything, because this has been the greatest night.
Will: Well, if you like this one, wait till you see the sequel.
Lisa: You are a dog. [Will barks] The only problem is I really wanna be a Kappa and if they see me with you, they won't let me in.
Will: Don't even worry about that, I'll wear a disguise. I'll go Michael Jackson style.
Lisa: You don't need to go that far. I'm house-sitting a friend's cabin this weekend and I wouldn't mind a little company.
Will: Little company? I'm more like the Fortune 500, you know? AT&T. Reach out and touch a brother if you got your bill paid.
Quote from Philip
Philip: It's confidence, son. Women love a confident man. Take me for instance. Why, back in the day, [chuckles] I'd slip on the old dashiki, puff up the old fro, find a foxy mama, say, "Hey, baby, let's get it on." [chuckles]
Carlton: And they bought that?
Philip: Actually, your mother was the only one.