Will Quote #1241
Quote from Will in Grumpy Young Men
Will: I got an idea. How about we double date?
Valerie: A double date? Heh. No, see, I can't. My cousin has bad luck with men.
Will: Wait a minute, baby, you're not listening. I'm telling you, I got the perfect guy for you. A perfect gentleman. Listen, y'all come over the crib, you know, and we watch a little movie. We just chill.
Valerie: Will, what's the difference? If you don't go out with me, you're gonna go out with her or her or her.
Will: Wait, Val, Val, I'm hurt, you know. Now, come on, I mean, a guy can lie with his lips but he can't lie with his eyes.
Valerie: Will, I will go out with you.
Will: Ha-ha-ha.
Valerie: But it's not because of those fool eyes you just gave me. It's because I got no place else to go.
Will: Baby, you know what, I knew you was gonna come around. Why don't y'all roll past the crib you know, around 8:00? Give me time to pad the headboard. I'm kidding. You're sensitive, baby. I'll see you tonight, all right?
Valerie: Yeah, I must really be desperate.
Will: Ha, ha. I can't wait either, baby.
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Quote from Philip
Philip: All right, all right. That's enough. Look, why don't I tell you guys a story?
Will: Now look what you done.
Carlton: I like Dad's stories. And some day, I'm gonna tell my kids these same pointless anecdotes. Go ahead, Dad.
Philip: All right. Well, when I was growing up, my best friend lived in the next apartment. His name was Ralph. And one day, after 18 years of friendship, we had a fight. Well, I went to college and he joined the Navy. Five years ago I went to our high school reunion. I was determined to bury the hatchet. But Ralph didn't show up. I found out that he died the month before. Well, I never had a chance to make peace with him. What's even worse, I can't even remember what we fought about. You kids should think about that.
Will: Hold up a second there, Aesop. What's this apartment stuff? I thought you grew up on a farm.
Philip: Well, in the South, "farm" and "apartment" are interchangeable.
Carlton: Uh Uh, uh, five years ago? Since when do they have reunions for your 22nd year?
Will: Yeah, man. And how all of a sudden...?
Philip: Okay, okay, I made it up. All right? Pfft.
Quote from Hilary
Ashley: Hilary, Nicky's right. Can we just get in the car?
Hilary: I don't think you're ready to get behind the wheel yet. Now, put the car in gear and pull cautiously away from the curb. Ashley.
Ashley: What?
Hilary: You're in neutral. Okay, we're driving down Sunset. Ooh, cute boy, 3 o'clock. Ha, ha. Keep your eyes on the road.
Ashley: Hilary.
Hilary: Now, take a left on Rodeo. Remember to signal. Oh, look, there's Bruce and Demi. Hi. Yuck, what is she wearing?
Ashley: Hilary, this is beyond stupid.
Hilary: Use your imagination. You're doing great. [sighs] We're driving. We're driving. Stop.
Ashley: What?
Hilary: Cartier's having a sale. Pick me up in an hour.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Did you put super glue in my hair gel?
Will: [chuckles] Hey, that's what you get for stealing my girl.
Carlton: I didn't have to steal her. She was bored with you so she came to me, a real man.
Will: So, what you saying? I'm not a real man?
Carlton: Yeah, you got it. You should know that all that "yo, yo, hey, baby, bap, bap, bap" stuff is just played out. It worked in high school, but now it's just embarrassing.
Will: So I'm the embarrassment now, huh? Take it easy, stumpy.
Carlton: And you know something else? I'm tired of all those short jokes. I'm average height.
Will: For a woman.
Carlton: I'm large enough for Valerie.
Will: You wants to go there, huh?