Carlton Quote #371
Quote from Carlton in For Sale by Owner
Geoffrey: Sir, it is my esteemed pleasure to introduce Mr. And Mrs. Donald Trump.
Carlton: It's The Donald! Oh, my God! [passes out]
Philip: Uh, Mr. And Mrs. Trump, it's an honor to um, to um, to meet you. [dumps Carlton on the couch]
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Quote from Geoffrey
Vivian: Geoffrey, we're gonna need some hors d'oeuvres tonight. What do we have in the house?
Geoffrey: Whatever he hasn't eaten.
Philip: Geoffrey, for once, could you please cut the sarcasm?
Geoffrey: Sarcasm? Whatever do you mean?
Quote from Geoffrey
Philip: All right. All right, so I have an ugly side.
Geoffrey: And you could write "Goodyear" on it.
Quote from Will
Will: Hey, girl. Now, Ashley, this is a million dollars here. Now, listen, Uncle Phil could put that money in the bank, right and then start getting all kinds of crazy interest. Then it's bonds, and then there's that T-bill stuff and then they got some certificates, and then- then- then junk be compounded.
Philip: What are you talking about?
Will: I have no idea.