Jazz Quote #121
Quote from Jazz in When You Hit Upon A Star
Jazz: I'm taking care of the entertainment for Will's party.
Philip: Jazz, I've already shelled out for a DJ.
Jazz: Perfect. Now we have music for my stripper.
Vivian: Oh, no, You are not bringing a naked woman into my house.
Jazz: Oh, no, no. You don't understand, Mrs. Banks. She don't come in naked. Uh-oh.
[Vivian grabs Jazz by the collar and then throws him out through the back door]
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Quote from Carlton
Will: Relax, squeeky. It's just a dumb old party.
Carlton: You don't look at the big picture, do you? Today, Michelle Michaels, tomorrow, Gloria Estefan. And then, dare I dream, Michael Bolton.
Quote from Geoffrey
Hilary: Look, I'm giving up a hair appointment with Sergei to hang out with Will and his loser friends.
Ashley: Will's friends are not losers.
Jazz: Greetings, y'all.
Philip: Jazz, to what do we owe your presence?
Geoffrey: My guess would be inbreeding.
Quote from Will
Philip: Well, it was a nice ride while it lasted, huh?
Will: You know what, Uncle Phil? I think I loved her.
Philip: Oh... Bull. You hardly even knew her.
Will: No, no. Uncle Phil, I knew her. You know what I'm saying? I knew her.
Philip: You might have known her intimately. But you didn't know her well. Come on, face it, Will. It was the lifestyle you're in love with.
Will: Yo, time out. You trying to say that the only reason I loved her was because she was rich and let me sponge off of her?
Philip: Uh-huh.
Will: Then I love you too, Uncle Phil.