Carlton Quote #345

Quote from Carlton in When You Hit Upon A Star

Vivian: Okay, Hilary, you are getting the DJ and I arranged for the caterer.
Philip: Why do I have to pay for a caterer if I have a butler?
Vivian: Philip complains. That only leaves the cake.
Carlton: All set. I ordered a Sunny the Seal ice-cream cake. His sleek little body is made of chocolatey goodness and he balances a ball of tutti-frutti sherbet on his buttercream nose.
Hilary: You are way too into this.
Carlton: I guess at your age, birthdays are no longer a cause for celebration.

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 ‘When You Hit Upon A Star’ Quotes

Quote from Carlton

Will: Relax, squeeky. It's just a dumb old party.
Carlton: You don't look at the big picture, do you? Today, Michelle Michaels, tomorrow, Gloria Estefan. And then, dare I dream, Michael Bolton.

Quote from Geoffrey

Hilary: Look, I'm giving up a hair appointment with Sergei to hang out with Will and his loser friends.
Ashley: Will's friends are not losers.
Jazz: Greetings, y'all.
Philip: Jazz, to what do we owe your presence?
Geoffrey: My guess would be inbreeding.

Quote from Jazz

Jazz: I'm taking care of the entertainment for Will's party.
Philip: Jazz, I've already shelled out for a DJ.
Jazz: Perfect. Now we have music for my stripper.
Vivian: Oh, no, You are not bringing a naked woman into my house.
Jazz: Oh, no, no. You don't understand, Mrs. Banks. She don't come in naked. Uh-oh.
[Vivian grabs Jazz by the collar and then throws him out through the back door]