Will Quote #1008

Quote from Will in You've Got to Be a Football Hero

Hank: You happy, chump? Jackie left.
Will: Oh, man, that's really That's a shame. That's a shame because she's going to miss my tribute to you. Excuse me. Ladies and gentlemen I'd like to make a roast to Mr. Stank Barley. Now, listen, listen. This man is an all-American... which don't really matter because we all Americans. No, but seriously, Spanky here got some moves. But, he ain't getting no parts of the scoreboard with my girl Jackie because she can see through a chump like you a mile away. Both of you. Jock itching, wide receiving, love-to-take-the-snap punk. [laughs] Happy Kwanzaa, Crank.

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