Philip Quote #281

Quote from Philip in Fresh Prince After Dark

Philip: Vivian! Vivian! Vivian!
Vivian: Oh, Philip, did you call me?
Philip: Do you know where your children are?
Vivian: Sure, they're at the Playboy Mansion.
Philip: How come you knew that and I didn't?
Vivian: Because they talk to me.
Philip: Why don't they talk to me?
Vivian: Because you don't listen. Every time-
Philip: [groans] [walks off]

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