Carlton Quote #285

Quote from Carlton in Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2)

Carlton: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. How come he gets the pool house and I'm stuck upstairs with the grieving widow?
Will: Another thing. Keep this person off my property or I'll shoot him.
Carlton: It's my property. I'm gonna inherit it after the big guy takes his bungee jump. Right, big guy?
Philip: Well, he does have a point. I'll tell you what, why don't you two work it out.
Will: Okay, tallest one gets the bedroom.
Carlton: I need the big closet for my peacock suit.
Philip: Oh, it's so nice to have my family back.

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 ‘Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Hilary

Vivian: Look, there he goes.
Trevor: [on TV] Hilary Banks...
Hilary: Yes, Trevor?
Trevor: [on TV] Will you marry me? [thud]
[As the TV picture turns to static, the family are stunned into silence]
Will: I ain't no bungee expert or nothing... But I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.
[A title card appears on the TV]
Hilary: "Please stand by"? Great. The president's about to interrupt my marriage proposal.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: I still can't understand.
Vivian: Sweetheart, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
Hilary: No, I mean technically. Am I a widow or what? This is all my fault. If I hadn't asked for a special proposal, Trevor would be in my arms instead of in my purse. I love you, Trevor.
Will: Um, Hilary, Trevor wasn't cremated.
Hilary: Ew, then who's this?
Geoffrey: I'll see him to the door, Miss Hilary.

Quote from Will

Will: "Roommate wanted. Minutes from school. Must love ice hockey, country-and-western music and Tom Cruise movies." This is worse than Jazz's.