Geoffrey Quote #174

Quote from Geoffrey in The Baby Comes Out

Philip: [on the phone] Well, Doctor, the pains are coming closer together. Well, they start in the abdomen and they kind of radiate up and down in all directions.
Vivian: Philip, what are you talking about? I'm not having any pains.
Philip: Well, I am. Well, yes, Thursday afternoon will be fine. Yes, thank you.
Geoffrey: Yes, your Majesty?
Vivian: Geoffrey, from an objective point of view, who is having this baby? Him or me?
Geoffrey: It's rather difficult to tell just by looking.

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 ‘The Baby Comes Out’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Carlton: She's in here. Look, whatever you do, don't mention her chins.
Will: Or her ankles. Or her feet. Oh, and whatever you do, never ever feed her after midnight.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Calm down, now. Now, I trained as a lawyer for many years. I was trained in the art of negotiation, okay? Observe. Sir, give me that damn phone or I'm gonna rip your liver out and eat it raw.
Will: That's right, boy, and he about due for a snack.
Man: Yes, sir.

Quote from Will

Will: All right, it's cool. Everything's cool, Aunt Viv. Everything's cool. All right, check it out. Carlton, you boil some water. Ashley, you go get some blankets. Hilary, you circle the wagons.
Vivian: Will, honey, what are you talking about?
Will: I wish to God I knew, Aunt Viv.