Vivian Quote #111

Quote from Vivian in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Philip: I showed up, didn't I?
Vivian: Yeah, Philip, for all the wrong reasons. What is your problem, honey? Having a baby is spiritual, and wonderful, and miraculous.
Philip: Oh, it doesn't sound miraculous. It sounds yucky.
Vivian: Well, you should have thought about that seven months ago before that second bottle of wine, Philip.


 ‘A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Will: Wait a minute, here. Look, what is the matter with y'all? I mean, this is your mother. She's having a baby. Look, Aunt Viv, if I was one of your kids... I'd be short with a square head, but I'd be more than happy to be your coach.

Quote from Will

Danny: I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! Oh.
[As Danny shakes Will, he crawls away and sticks his head out the sun roof]
Will: Help!
Man: [o.s.] Sorry, buddy, there ain't no doctor out here.
Will: Hey, man, I don't need a doctor, I need an exorcist.

Quote from Philip

Philip: You ready for your Lamaze class?
Vivian: Philip, you mean, you actually wanna take me? I was waiting for some lame excuse. Last week, you said your dog died.
Philip: He did.
Vivian: Philip, he died 20 years ago.
Philip: Still hurts.