Will Quote #693

Quote from Will in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Danny: Will, what's so funny?
Will: It's just that a dude named Danny Mitchell is my favorite sportswriter.
Danny: Well, you know, I could introduce you.
Will: Word?
Danny: Hey, how you doing?
Will: You're the Danny Mitchell? Wait, hold it. I heard Charles Barkley on the radio talking about him and Danny was gonna rumble in the parking lot after the Laker game.
Danny: He won't show up, that wuss.


 ‘A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Will: Wait a minute, here. Look, what is the matter with y'all? I mean, this is your mother. She's having a baby. Look, Aunt Viv, if I was one of your kids... I'd be short with a square head, but I'd be more than happy to be your coach.

Quote from Will

Danny: I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! Oh.
[As Danny shakes Will, he crawls away and sticks his head out the sun roof]
Will: Help!
Man: [o.s.] Sorry, buddy, there ain't no doctor out here.
Will: Hey, man, I don't need a doctor, I need an exorcist.

Quote from Philip

Philip: You ready for your Lamaze class?
Vivian: Philip, you mean, you actually wanna take me? I was waiting for some lame excuse. Last week, you said your dog died.
Philip: He did.
Vivian: Philip, he died 20 years ago.
Philip: Still hurts.