Will Quote #692

Quote from Will in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Danny: Who's the designated hitter?
Vivian: This is my nephew.
Will: How you doing? I'm Will.
Danny: Danny Mitchell.
Will: So I guess your husband will be showing up any minute, huh?
Danny: No, he's in Mexico.
Will: Oh, on vacation?
Danny: No, on his secretary. But don't worry, he's not having a good time. I filled his thong with BenGay.
Will: Remind me to stay on your good side, Danny.

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 ‘A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum’ Quotes

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Will: Wait a minute, here. Look, what is the matter with y'all? I mean, this is your mother. She's having a baby. Look, Aunt Viv, if I was one of your kids... I'd be short with a square head, but I'd be more than happy to be your coach.

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Danny: I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! Oh.
[As Danny shakes Will, he crawls away and sticks his head out the sun roof]
Will: Help!
Man: [o.s.] Sorry, buddy, there ain't no doctor out here.
Will: Hey, man, I don't need a doctor, I need an exorcist.

Quote from Philip

Philip: You ready for your Lamaze class?
Vivian: Philip, you mean, you actually wanna take me? I was waiting for some lame excuse. Last week, you said your dog died.
Philip: He did.
Vivian: Philip, he died 20 years ago.
Philip: Still hurts.