Vivian Quote #110

Quote from Vivian in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Vivian: Hi, Danny.
Danny: Hey, Viv.
Vivian: How are you?
Danny: Hey, you know, can you do me a favor? I have not seen my feet since Lent. Can you tell me, do my shoes match?
Vivian: Uh... No.
Danny: Damn.

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 ‘A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Will: Wait a minute, here. Look, what is the matter with y'all? I mean, this is your mother. She's having a baby. Look, Aunt Viv, if I was one of your kids... I'd be short with a square head, but I'd be more than happy to be your coach.

Quote from Will

Danny: I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! Oh.
[As Danny shakes Will, he crawls away and sticks his head out the sun roof]
Will: Help!
Man: [o.s.] Sorry, buddy, there ain't no doctor out here.
Will: Hey, man, I don't need a doctor, I need an exorcist.

Quote from Philip

Philip: You ready for your Lamaze class?
Vivian: Philip, you mean, you actually wanna take me? I was waiting for some lame excuse. Last week, you said your dog died.
Philip: He did.
Vivian: Philip, he died 20 years ago.
Philip: Still hurts.