Will Quote #675
Quote from Will in A Night at the Oprah
Will: Look, Oprah, I have something to say.
Oprah Winfrey: What a surprise.
Will: Now, look, my uncle brought me out from Philadelphia to live with him so I could get a head start in life. And, now, we have some problems, but what family doesn't? All I know is when I need these people, they are right there for me. [audience applaud]
Philip: That's nice of you to say, Will.
Man: Well, if you ask me your whole damn family is crazy.
Will: All right, see brother, if we was in Philly, it might have to be something. But we on TV and I believe Martin's philosophy non-violence, so I'm going to chill. I'm going to chill.
Man: And if your mama sent you out here to live with them then she's crazy, too.
Will: Hey, man, don't nobody talk about my mother, man. [runs at the man]
Oprah Winfrey: We'll be right back.
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Will: Oh, and by the way, Uncle Phil... I don't remember if I told you or not, but when I dropped the tape off at the editor, I just, you know, authorized a few last minute changes.
Philip: You authorized a few...? Nobody gave you permission to authorize any changes.
Will: No, but it's cool, Uncle Phil, you're going to love it. Here it comes.
Philip: [on TV] Hi, I'm Philip Banks, and I'm running for Superior Court J-J-J-Judge. [footage of Uncle Phil partying]
Philip: What the hell is that?
Vivian: That was our New Year's Eve party.
Will: Oh, Uncle Phil, you know, I just put in a couple of home movies you know, to show your human side. It gets better, check it out.
Philip: [on TV] And if you put me on the bench, I'll take a real bite out of crime. Bite, Bite, Bite. [footage of Uncle Phil eating pizza] Vote for Philip Banks. Philip Banks. Philip Banks.
Will: [laughs, cheers] Emmy! Hey, so what do you think, Uncle Phil?
[Uncle Phil throws Will out of the house, a la Jazz]
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Will: Oprah, I have a question.
Oprah Winfrey: We're not ready for that portion of the show just yet, but, Mrs. Banks, answer me this if you will.
Will: I'm Will, Oprah, I can answer it.
Oprah Winfrey: Come here.
Will: Come? Me come?
Oprah Winfrey: Come here. Come on. Okay, see, this is it. I'm the one with the microphone. And you can't answer a question until I ask the question. You understand how it works?
Will: You ask then I answer. It works like...
Oprah Winfrey: Good. Now sit down. Sit down.