Will Quote #674
Quote from Will in A Night at the Oprah
Woman: I have a question for Mr. Banks. Has being in politics ruined your sex life?
Philip: No, mine's great, how's yours, honey? [laughs]
Will: Oprah, I have a question.
Oprah Winfrey: Will, I missed you. Okay.
Will: My question is for Mrs. Banks. Mrs. Banks, let's say that your oldest sister, who sacrificed her whole life to raise you, sent her only son out to live with you and you promised to treat him like your own. Um, and just for the sake of argument, let's call him Will. Would you bring him on the Oprah Winfrey Show with you or would you make him sit in the audience like you're ashamed of him?
Vivian: We're not ashamed of you. It's just... Sit down, shut up, and behave yourself.
Oprah Winfrey: Okay, let me take a wild stab in the dark here. You all are related?
Will: Yes, Oprah. See, it's all coming out, it's all coming out.
Oprah Winfrey: Anybody got a tissue, anybody? Thank you. Yes. Here, you poor sweetheart. Blow. You poor baby. [Will whimpers] I mean, I think this is terrible. This is- You should go up there and be with your family, where you belong. Don't you think so, audience? Go on up there and be with your family, where you belong.
Will: Move, Ashley, move. Thank you, Oprah.
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Trevor: Anyway, Alexis said I couldn't have called at a better time. They're doing a show about political candidates and their families and she said that one of the families just dropped out.
Hilary: So they're flying all of us to Chicago tomorrow morning. I'm so excited. I have always wanted to go to Chicago. Oh, wait, am I going to need a passport?
Quote from Will
Will: Oh, and by the way, Uncle Phil... I don't remember if I told you or not, but when I dropped the tape off at the editor, I just, you know, authorized a few last minute changes.
Philip: You authorized a few...? Nobody gave you permission to authorize any changes.
Will: No, but it's cool, Uncle Phil, you're going to love it. Here it comes.
Philip: [on TV] Hi, I'm Philip Banks, and I'm running for Superior Court J-J-J-Judge. [footage of Uncle Phil partying]
Philip: What the hell is that?
Vivian: That was our New Year's Eve party.
Will: Oh, Uncle Phil, you know, I just put in a couple of home movies you know, to show your human side. It gets better, check it out.
Philip: [on TV] And if you put me on the bench, I'll take a real bite out of crime. Bite, Bite, Bite. [footage of Uncle Phil eating pizza] Vote for Philip Banks. Philip Banks. Philip Banks.
Will: [laughs, cheers] Emmy! Hey, so what do you think, Uncle Phil?
[Uncle Phil throws Will out of the house, a la Jazz]
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Will: Oprah, I have a question.
Oprah Winfrey: We're not ready for that portion of the show just yet, but, Mrs. Banks, answer me this if you will.
Will: I'm Will, Oprah, I can answer it.
Oprah Winfrey: Come here.
Will: Come? Me come?
Oprah Winfrey: Come here. Come on. Okay, see, this is it. I'm the one with the microphone. And you can't answer a question until I ask the question. You understand how it works?
Will: You ask then I answer. It works like...
Oprah Winfrey: Good. Now sit down. Sit down.