Will Quote #625
Quote from Will in P.S. I Love You
Will: Hey, Carlton, what time is it? Oh, I'm sorry, I almost forgot. I'm only wearing the finest timepiece ever made. This gold model was handcrafted in Switzerland by the finest of craftsmen. Keeps time accurate to within three seconds a year. [picks up Carlton's wrist] Love the Casio.
Carlton: Will, you're nothing more than a trollop, a strumpet, a love slave, sans the love.
Will: I'm sorry, Carlton, I couldn't hear you. My damn watch was just ticking so loud.
Carlton: You just don't have the fortitude to say no.
Will: Carlton, please. I mean, I have no choice. I'm the chosen one. I mean, take Moses when he was asked to part the Red Sea, did he say, "No, y'all build a dam"?
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Geoffrey: Yes. I stopped pulling it out. What are you selling?
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Geoffrey: Marvelous. With what I'm paid I should be able to afford one by the end of the day.
Carlton: [to Will] You poor, pathetic gigolo. How could any self-respecting man sell himself so cheap?
Geoffrey: Like I don't hear enough of that from my mother.
Carlton: I was talking to Will.
Geoffrey: Of course. Why would anyone talk to me? I am but a poor, lowly servant.