Will Quote #595
Quote from Will in That's No Lady, That's My Cousin
Carlton: It's a disgrace. It's a scandal. It's an outrage! It's the mother of my children.
Will: Carlton, look. The way to make an impression is to relax, man. You got to be calm, chill out a little bit. Hurt me! Hurt me! What's up, baby?
Veronica: The name's Veronica.
Will: Veronica, I likes that.
Veronica: Great. Now, I can die.
Will: Hold up, baby. See now, I noticed you noticing me. So I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you, too.
Veronica: And?
Will: And to let you know that, you know, I might consider letting you be with me.
Veronica: Is that what passes for a compliment around here?
Will: Look, baby, listen.
Veronica: No, you listen. If you want a shot at being with me maybe you should try talking to me like a human being, okay? Got it?
Will: Actually, baby, you got it, but I take donations.
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Quote from Ashley
Ashley: I was so sure looking like this would make me popular. [Ashley pulls a tissue out of her bra as she begins to cry] I mean, what do guys want, anyway?
Will: Ashley, look, guys want a girl who's sweet and kind and smart. Just like you.
Ashley: Kenny wanted the girl with back.
Will: Ashley, look, Kenny's a special case.
Ashley: Carlton wanted the same girl.
Will: Well, see, Carlton's a basket case.
Ashley: What about all the boys in the hall yesterday?
Will: See, Ashley-
Ashley: And all the guys in the beer commercials?
Will: Look, Ashley-
Ashley: And all the guys who ask Hilary out.
Quote from Will
Will: Hold up. [monologue] Am I as superficial as all those guys I warned Ashley about? I mean could it be that I'm more obsessed with breasts and thighs than Colonel Sanders ever was? [The Battle Hymn of the Republic plays] Mightn't I be able to look deeper? I mean, to cherish women as full and complete and complex individuals. And with this new understanding to finally find and keep this true love that eludes so many of us. Nah! [to a passing woman] Yo, baby, I know your feet must be tired 'cause you been running through my mind all day. Come here, girl!
Quote from Philip
Philip: [recording] Hi, little one. Of course, you won't make an appearance for about six months now but I thought you'd like to meet your family. I'm your daddy. Can you say "daddy"? And here... Here is your mommy. And here is you. Hello in there. Mommy, why don't we call the kids down and tell them that you're pregnant? Kids! Kids! Come on down, we have a big surprise for you.
Will: Oh, check it out. LAPD, The Home Game. We're making a movie? Here, check it out, Uncle Phil. Hold on. [screams] I have fallen and I can't get up.
Philip: Will. Kids, come on now, brace yourself. I have some very important news for you.
Carlton: Okay, but I'm living with the one who keeps the house.
Philip: No, no. We're not getting a divorce, stupid. We're having a baby. [all laugh]
Will: Wait. Hold it, hold it, hold it. You and you? [screams]
Vivian: This is serious. We're having a baby.
Will: Yo, they ain't laughing, y'all.
Hilary: Okay, I think I speak for everyone when I say: Ew! And I'm not baby-sitting.
Ashley: I'm not changing diapers.
Carlton: And I'm not sharing my trust fund.
Philip: Let's try this again, shall we? [rewinds] Now, kids, I have great news. We're going to have a baby!
Kids: [weakly] Yay.