Philip Quote #174
Quote from Philip in That's No Lady, That's My Cousin
Philip: Hey, guys. Come on over here. You know, that reminds me of my freshman year at college. Now, for extra money, I had to work for the Princeton Daily. And my first assignment was to interview the town's most famous stripper, Boom Boom LaSalle.
Will: I wonder why they called her that?
Philip: For some reason, I don't know what, she kind of took a liking to me and so she invited me to go with her and her sister to their dressing room for drinks.
Will: You the man.
Philip: Anyway, one thing led to another and before I knew it, this old country boy... [Vivian slams the table] finished his Yoo-hoo and went right home.
Vivian: Wait a minute, Philip. Go back to where you finished your Yoo-hoo.
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Quote from Ashley
Ashley: I was so sure looking like this would make me popular. [Ashley pulls a tissue out of her bra as she begins to cry] I mean, what do guys want, anyway?
Will: Ashley, look, guys want a girl who's sweet and kind and smart. Just like you.
Ashley: Kenny wanted the girl with back.
Will: Ashley, look, Kenny's a special case.
Ashley: Carlton wanted the same girl.
Will: Well, see, Carlton's a basket case.
Ashley: What about all the boys in the hall yesterday?
Will: See, Ashley-
Ashley: And all the guys in the beer commercials?
Will: Look, Ashley-
Ashley: And all the guys who ask Hilary out.
Quote from Will
Will: Hold up. [monologue] Am I as superficial as all those guys I warned Ashley about? I mean could it be that I'm more obsessed with breasts and thighs than Colonel Sanders ever was? [The Battle Hymn of the Republic plays] Mightn't I be able to look deeper? I mean, to cherish women as full and complete and complex individuals. And with this new understanding to finally find and keep this true love that eludes so many of us. Nah! [to a passing woman] Yo, baby, I know your feet must be tired 'cause you been running through my mind all day. Come here, girl!
Quote from Philip
Philip: [recording] Hi, little one. Of course, you won't make an appearance for about six months now but I thought you'd like to meet your family. I'm your daddy. Can you say "daddy"? And here... Here is your mommy. And here is you. Hello in there. Mommy, why don't we call the kids down and tell them that you're pregnant? Kids! Kids! Come on down, we have a big surprise for you.
Will: Oh, check it out. LAPD, The Home Game. We're making a movie? Here, check it out, Uncle Phil. Hold on. [screams] I have fallen and I can't get up.
Philip: Will. Kids, come on now, brace yourself. I have some very important news for you.
Carlton: Okay, but I'm living with the one who keeps the house.
Philip: No, no. We're not getting a divorce, stupid. We're having a baby. [all laugh]
Will: Wait. Hold it, hold it, hold it. You and you? [screams]
Vivian: This is serious. We're having a baby.
Will: Yo, they ain't laughing, y'all.
Hilary: Okay, I think I speak for everyone when I say: Ew! And I'm not baby-sitting.
Ashley: I'm not changing diapers.
Carlton: And I'm not sharing my trust fund.
Philip: Let's try this again, shall we? [rewinds] Now, kids, I have great news. We're going to have a baby!
Kids: [weakly] Yay.