Philip Quote #160
Quote from Philip in How I Spent My Summer Vacation
Philip: Speaking of prisoners, let's talk about Will. You know, maybe Bel-Air Prep isn't the right place for the boy. Maybe he could get more from a different environment.
Vivian: Mmm. Well, so could we. Come on, I'll race you to the Jacuzzi.
Philip: Wait a minute, now. I found a school that's a little further away than we're used to.
Vivian: How much further?
Philip: Switzerland. Now that that's settled, I'll go fire up the Jacuzzi.
Vivian: Back it up. Philip, how could you even suggest shipping Will off to some boarding school?
Philip: Okay, okay, I'm sorry, you're absolutely right. Will's a great kid, I've even grown to sort of... Anyway, I'm sorry I even mentioned Switzerland.
Vivian: Okay. You're forgiven.
Philip: Thank you. Would you consider Great Britain? Well, a man can dream, can't he?
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Quote from Will
Vivian: This is my nephew, Will. Uh, and this is his hair.
Norma: It's a pleasure to meet you both.
Whitey: Call me Whitey.
Will: Oh, no, no, no. I'm gonna call you that then you gonna call me the other thing, and we're gonna be here fighting.
Philip: Will, Whitey is the president of a very prestigious savings and loan.
Will: Oh, really? Guess a lot of your buddies wearing suits like this now, huh?
Quote from Philip
Philip: Vivian, tell me that's not a beeper.
Ashley: Can I have one, Daddy?
Philip: When Jesse Jackson gets a job. Will, there'll be no beepers worn in this house.
Will: Yo, what's up, Uncle Phil? My mom let me wear it in Philly.
Philip: That's because she's your mother and she loves you. I'm your uncle. I just try not to hurt you.
Quote from Vivian
Vivian: Philip, when Will gets here, please be nice. Otherwise, you're going to be bunking with Mr. Couch.
Philip: Woman, please do you think that you can manipulate me with sex? [laughs]
Vivian: Does James Brown have a perm?