Carlton Quote #168
Quote from Carlton in Striptease for Two
Carlton: Look, listen carefully, Will. And I know you can hear me with ears that big. Biff's dad is a bankruptcy lawyer and according to him, Westworld Airlines is about to fall prey to a corporate raider.
Will: Word? Man, I don't believe that. A corporate raider? What the bloody hell are you talking about?
Geoffrey: It's called inside information, and it's quite illegal.
Carlton: So is that French nanny you're dating.
Geoffrey: Enough said.
Carlton: The point is I've only got $50, and I need $100 to buy the stock.
Will: All right, just let me think about it for a little while, all right? No.
Carlton: Will, take my hand, come out of the ghetto and take a stroll down Wall Street. You see, we buy stock in Westworld Airlines today for $2 a share. And by Friday, it's worth $8. Now, when you take a girl out to dinner, they can get something to eat, too.
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Quote from Philip
Philip: Is there more?
Carlton: I'm afraid so, Dad. We never got the clasp fixed on Mom's bracelet.
Philip: [chuckles] You never got the... [laughs; Will & Carlton start laughing] I don't know what to say. [all still laughing]
Will: We don't.
Philip: What can I do? What do you boys think I should do?
Will: I don't know. Reward us for our honesty? [all laugh uproariously] Hey, it worked for the Beave.
Philip: The Beave! [shouts] Do I look like a White guy named Ward? Now, you get that bracelet back and for the next six weeks I don't want to hear you breathe. Or I'm calling the Feds myself.
Will: I guess this probably ain't the best time to tell him we ran over the mailbox.
Quote from Geoffrey
Geoffrey: Ah, my financial advisors have arrived. Moron! Fathead!
Carlton: l didn't know the Dodgers were playing.
Geoffrey: They're not, thieving wankers.
Quote from Geoffrey
Philip: This is a delicious meal, Geoffrey. You've outdone yourself.
Geoffrey: You're too kind, sir. Moron! Fathead!
Vivian: Geoffrey, must you listen to the Dodgers game during dinner?
Geoffrey: I'm terribly sorry, madam. But it is the bottom of the ninth, bases are loaded. However, I will maintain my professionalism. Bunt, you pasty-faced sod! Peas?