Jazz Quote #70
Quote from Jazz in Eyes on the Prize
Bob Eubanks: Okay, it's time for the trivia round and here's our first question. Everybody ready? Here we go. "What famous cartoon character soared to fame on his oversized ears?" [buzzer] Carlton.
Carlton: That's an easy one, Bob. The beloved pachyderm in question won our young hearts by turning a handicap into- [buzzer]
Bob Eubanks: I'm sorry. Time is up. Let's go to your opponents.
Jazz: Answer, dumbo.
Bob Eubanks: Dumbo's the correct answer. You got that for 100 points.
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Quote from Will
Tyriq: Carlton is your partner?
Jazz: Yeah, what he got I ain't got?
Will: On a straight up tip, y'all, see, Carlton got this rare disease, right? And to go on this game show was his last desperate wish before he takes that old dirt nap.
Tyriq: That's decent, Will.
Jazz: What he got?
Will: Um... Uh... He got Bette Davis eyes.
Quote from Geoffrey
Vivian: Geoffrey, can I get some coffee, please?
Geoffrey: l'm working on it, madam.
Vivian: Well, when will it be ready?
Geoffrey: At this rate? About the time Queen Elizabeth opens for Queen Latifah.
Quote from Jazz
Vivian: So, who's gonna be your partner?
Will: Oh, Kellogg Leiberbaum. He's the smartest dude in school. He's gonna call me on the car phone at 8:00. That is, if Uncle Phil don't try to fix it.
Philip: Well, that's it. The next person that mentions the phone gets a boot in their behind.
Jazz: Mr. Banks, your phone is broken.
[Uncle Phil throws Jazz out of the house. Later, Jazz dusts himself off as he returns to the living room]
Jazz: It occurs to me, this family's got a lot to learn about hospitality.