Ashley Quote #53
Quote from Ashley in Eyes on the Prize
Carlton: Will, I hate to rain on your fashion parade but the Moms Mabley look is definitely passe.
Will: I was trying to take a shower, but there ain't no water pressure 'cause somebody broke the three-minute shower limit.
[Ashley sheepishly enters the room and tries to avoid eye contact with Will & Carlton]
Ashley: What?
Will: Don't give me that. Look at these fingernails. Look behind these ears. How long did you bathe today, young lady?
Ashley: Seven minutes. I'm sorry, but I had to wash. I have enough problems. I'm going through puberty for God's sake.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Eyes on the Prize’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Tyriq: Carlton is your partner?
Jazz: Yeah, what he got I ain't got?
Will: On a straight up tip, y'all, see, Carlton got this rare disease, right? And to go on this game show was his last desperate wish before he takes that old dirt nap.
Tyriq: That's decent, Will.
Jazz: What he got?
Will: Um... Uh... He got Bette Davis eyes.
Quote from Geoffrey
Vivian: Geoffrey, can I get some coffee, please?
Geoffrey: l'm working on it, madam.
Vivian: Well, when will it be ready?
Geoffrey: At this rate? About the time Queen Elizabeth opens for Queen Latifah.
Quote from Jazz
Vivian: So, who's gonna be your partner?
Will: Oh, Kellogg Leiberbaum. He's the smartest dude in school. He's gonna call me on the car phone at 8:00. That is, if Uncle Phil don't try to fix it.
Philip: Well, that's it. The next person that mentions the phone gets a boot in their behind.
Jazz: Mr. Banks, your phone is broken.
[Uncle Phil throws Jazz out of the house. Later, Jazz dusts himself off as he returns to the living room]
Jazz: It occurs to me, this family's got a lot to learn about hospitality.