Jazz Quote #59
Quote from Jazz in Community Action
Jazz: I think I know where your uncle's briefcase is. It got a little condensed when I put it in that drawer.
Will: That is not a drawer, Jazz, that's a trash compactor! When Uncle Phil sees that it's gonna be a Jazz compactor!
Jazz: That's gratitude for you. I work all day trying to keep this house nice for you. I cook, and clean, and work my fingers to the bone and this is the thanks I get?
Will: Well, I bust my hump at school all day and you just sit around here watching soap operas and eating bonbons.
Jazz: Well, excuse me for having a little fun. Maybe it's because you never take me out anymore.
Will: Maybe I would, if you fixed yourself up a little bit. Hold up. Wait a minute. We sound like an old married couple.
Jazz: So now I'm old? And I gave you the best years of my life.
Will: Look, I'm sorry. All right. Look, I'm sorry. Come on. Homeys?
Jazz: Don't try and sweet-talk me. And if you'll excuse me, I have a headache.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Community Action’ Quotes
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: I'm sorry I was late, Alec. I came straight from court. I was arrested during a free-Mandela rally.
Alec: Mandela was freed two years ago.
Hilary: And l, for one, want to make sure he stays that way. Say, why don't you come over for dinner again tonight and we can discuss how to keep the guy out of jail?
Quote from Hilary
Alec: Lisa's the L.A. Chairperson for the National Board of Women.
Hilary: Oh, I did a lot for the women's group at my college.
Lisa: Really? Were you a member?
Hilary: Well, no. But I did talk several of them into shaving under their arms.
Quote from Jazz
Carlton: Jazz, I told you not to touch my clothes! And this label clearly says, "Hand wash." And that's exactly what I did.
Jazz: Before I stuck it in the machine, I washed my hands. Well, time for dinner. [grabs a cereal box]
Vivian: Uh, Jazz, sweetheart, you are a guest in our home. Now, baby, why don't you sit down and never get up?
Will: Look, Jazz.
Jazz: I pull my own weight... [looks at Uncle Phil] which is easier for some than others.