Hilary: I'm sorry I was late, Alec. I came straight from court. I was arrested during a free-Mandela rally.
Alec: Mandela was freed two years ago.
Hilary: And l, for one, want to make sure he stays that way. Say, why don't you come over for dinner again tonight and we can discuss how to keep the guy out of jail?

Alec: Lisa's the L.A. Chairperson for the National Board of Women.
Hilary: Oh, I did a lot for the women's group at my college.
Lisa: Really? Were you a member?
Hilary: Well, no. But I did talk several of them into shaving under their arms.

Carlton: Jazz, I told you not to touch my clothes! And this label clearly says, "Hand wash." And that's exactly what I did.
Jazz: Before I stuck it in the machine, I washed my hands. Well, time for dinner. [grabs a cereal box]
Vivian: Uh, Jazz, sweetheart, you are a guest in our home. Now, baby, why don't you sit down and never get up?
Will: Look, Jazz.
Jazz: I pull my own weight... [looks at Uncle Phil] which is easier for some than others.