Geoffrey Quote #99
Quote from Geoffrey in Geoffrey Cleans Up
Will: G, I don't understand why. Just pick up the phone and ask her out.
Geoffrey: I wouldn't know what to say. Karen is different. She's so cultured, she's so refined. She can read.
Will: Look, G, it's not what you say, it's what you don't say. All right, whatever you do, don't tell her you like her. Whatever you do, don't tell her that you want to go out with her. You know, and whatever you do, don't ever say the "P" word.
Geoffrey: The "P" word?
Will: Yeah, "please." If you ain't Barry White, you ain't got to beg.
Geoffrey: [on the phone] Hello? Karen, this is Geoffrey. I just wanted to tell you how much I like you.
Will: No, G, no.
Geoffrey: You are the most charming and beautiful woman I've met in a very long time.
Will: No, G. What? No, G.
Geoffrey: And I'd be honored if you'd go out with me this evening, please. [Will groans] Wonderful. I'll pick you up at 8:00. Goodbye.
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Geoffrey: [sings] I'm in the mood for love Simply because you're near me Funny but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love [talks] Dinner is served. Here are the condiments for your fish. Tartar sauce, dill sauce, lemon wedges and parsley butter.
Philip: Great. Where's the fish?
Geoffrey: Spoiling off the coast of Nova Scotia? I knew I forgot something. I'll see what else we have. [hums]
Hilary: Has Geoffrey been sniffing the 409?
Will: No, his nose is open.
Philip: Ah, that explains it. What the hell does that mean?
Ashley: Geoffrey's in love.
Geoffrey: No, Geoffrey is not. Would anyone care for a cocktail weenie? I guess I forgot to go to the grocery store.
Philip: Okay, anybody up for dinner at the club?
Will: Not bad. Got them all to myself. G, we got some of that squirt cheese?
Geoffrey: Who am I kidding? My nose is as open as a 7-Eleven.
Quote from Geoffrey
Geoffrey: Master William, I'm talking about the difference in people's stations in life. I'm part of the working class. Karen is not.
Will: Okay, so, what if she was a housekeeper, right? And she just hit the number for like 25 mil? -And could you go out with her then?
Geoffrey: Certainly.
Will: All right. Now, what if she ain't have a dime to her name but she's the Queen of Zimbabwe. Could you take her out for a burger?
Geoffrey: It would be out of the question.
Will: Okay. Let's say that she was the daughter of an ambassador, right? But the honey, like, moonlighted as a topless dancer. Could you go out with her?
Geoffrey: I don't know, Master William. It isn't as if there's a list. It's just the way things are done in England.
Will: But we ain't in England.
Geoffrey: I knew that. Look, the point is... Ah... It's a question of... When it comes right down to it.
Will: You're pretty much full of it, G.
Geoffrey: Rather seems so. Thank you, Master William. I think it's time for me to go squeeze the Caruthers.
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Will: Hey, G, can you get me some water, man? Hold up, y'all missed it. It was great. It was the battle of the Abduls. Kareem versus Paula.
Carlton: Hey, don't make fun of Paula. She's the only woman short enough to be my wife.