Geoffrey Quote #96
Quote from Geoffrey in Geoffrey Cleans Up
Karen: I don't mean to interrupt, but I'm Karen from across the street.
Geoffrey: [inner monologue] Hot diggity dog, where have you been all my life? [out loud] You're from the Geller's? I'm Geoffrey, the Banks' butler. May I help you?
Karen: [inner monologue] That's not all you can do, Mr. French. [out loud] I was wondering if you could lend me a cup of Lysol?
Geoffrey: Where's the regular housekeeper, Rose? [inner monologue] Like I give a damn.
Karen: She's on vacation. [inner monologue] Like I give a damn. [out loud] Anyway, I dropped some jam on the parquet floor.
Geoffrey: If I may be so bold, you might try liquid wax and a very fine steel wool.
Karen: I haven't met a man who knew so much about cleaning since my late husband.
Geoffrey: Late? I'm so sorry. [inner monologue] Ya-hoo! [out loud] Would you care to join me for some tea?
Karen: Well, perhaps I could have one cup. Ooh, the croissants look good. [inner monologue] And your buns aren't bad either.
Geoffrey: [inner monologue] Nice buns. [out loud] Buns?
Karen: You read my mind.
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Quote from Geoffrey
Geoffrey: [sings] I'm in the mood for love Simply because you're near me Funny but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love [talks] Dinner is served. Here are the condiments for your fish. Tartar sauce, dill sauce, lemon wedges and parsley butter.
Philip: Great. Where's the fish?
Geoffrey: Spoiling off the coast of Nova Scotia? I knew I forgot something. I'll see what else we have. [hums]
Hilary: Has Geoffrey been sniffing the 409?
Will: No, his nose is open.
Philip: Ah, that explains it. What the hell does that mean?
Ashley: Geoffrey's in love.
Geoffrey: No, Geoffrey is not. Would anyone care for a cocktail weenie? I guess I forgot to go to the grocery store.
Philip: Okay, anybody up for dinner at the club?
Will: Not bad. Got them all to myself. G, we got some of that squirt cheese?
Geoffrey: Who am I kidding? My nose is as open as a 7-Eleven.
Quote from Geoffrey
Geoffrey: Master William, I'm talking about the difference in people's stations in life. I'm part of the working class. Karen is not.
Will: Okay, so, what if she was a housekeeper, right? And she just hit the number for like 25 mil? -And could you go out with her then?
Geoffrey: Certainly.
Will: All right. Now, what if she ain't have a dime to her name but she's the Queen of Zimbabwe. Could you take her out for a burger?
Geoffrey: It would be out of the question.
Will: Okay. Let's say that she was the daughter of an ambassador, right? But the honey, like, moonlighted as a topless dancer. Could you go out with her?
Geoffrey: I don't know, Master William. It isn't as if there's a list. It's just the way things are done in England.
Will: But we ain't in England.
Geoffrey: I knew that. Look, the point is... Ah... It's a question of... When it comes right down to it.
Will: You're pretty much full of it, G.
Geoffrey: Rather seems so. Thank you, Master William. I think it's time for me to go squeeze the Caruthers.
Quote from Carlton
Will: Hey, G, can you get me some water, man? Hold up, y'all missed it. It was great. It was the battle of the Abduls. Kareem versus Paula.
Carlton: Hey, don't make fun of Paula. She's the only woman short enough to be my wife.