Philip Quote #130
Quote from Philip in Will's Christmas Show
Philip: I remember one Christmas I wanted a set of drums so bad. Mama and Papa couldn't afford them so they set up the pots and pans like drums. I wailed on those things till suppertime. Then Mama had to take them apart so she could cook, you know?
Hilary: Does that mean you're gonna go out and make me a Miata?
Philip: No, sweetheart, but I am gonna give you a gift. This year, I'm going to give my family less of my money and more of myself.
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‘Will's Christmas Show’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Carlton: Will, is that all you're taking for the entire Christmas vacation?
Will: No, man. These just my hair products.
Carlton: What about your ski clothes?
Will: Carlton, skiing is for White guys named Sven and O.J. Simpson.
Carlton: Will, you deprived product of the ghetto, skiing is an extremely exhilarating sport.
Will: What is exhilarating about strapping two sticks on your feet flying down a hill at 90 miles an hour and slamming into a tree? This is L.A., man, if I want to get my head cracked I can star in the next Rodney King video.
Quote from Aunt Helen
Aunt Helen: Look, all I know is Lester and I have been saving up for this trip all year. We are not sleeping on the floor.
Lester: Baby, we're on vacation. Wherever we lie down, we aren't gonna be sleeping.
Aunt Helen: Lester, how many times I gotta tell you to cut down on that vitamin E? I am not a machine.
Lester: Well, I am. You gonna let me rock your world?
Vy: Get a grip on yourself, Lester.
Aunt Helen: Don't encourage him.
Quote from Vy
Geoffrey: The real estate agent assured Mr. Banks that this cabin sleeps 15 people.
Vy: Well, there are 13 of us and only four beds. Now, I don't know how you do things in England but this family ain't that close.