Aunt Helen Quote #13

Quote from Aunt Helen in Will's Christmas Show

Aunt Helen: So, so, so did you whiz in the tube?
Janice: Oh, it's upstairs. I'm afraid to look at it by myself. I want all of you guys to share this with me.
Aunt Helen: Come on, girl. This is a pregnancy test, not an order of nachos.


 ‘Will's Christmas Show’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Carlton: Will, is that all you're taking for the entire Christmas vacation?
Will: No, man. These just my hair products.
Carlton: What about your ski clothes?
Will: Carlton, skiing is for White guys named Sven and O.J. Simpson.
Carlton: Will, you deprived product of the ghetto, skiing is an extremely exhilarating sport.
Will: What is exhilarating about strapping two sticks on your feet flying down a hill at 90 miles an hour and slamming into a tree? This is L.A., man, if I want to get my head cracked I can star in the next Rodney King video.

Quote from Aunt Helen

Aunt Helen: Look, all I know is Lester and I have been saving up for this trip all year. We are not sleeping on the floor.
Lester: Baby, we're on vacation. Wherever we lie down, we aren't gonna be sleeping.
Aunt Helen: Lester, how many times I gotta tell you to cut down on that vitamin E? I am not a machine.
Lester: Well, I am. You gonna let me rock your world?
Vy: Get a grip on yourself, Lester.
Aunt Helen: Don't encourage him.

Quote from Vy

Geoffrey: The real estate agent assured Mr. Banks that this cabin sleeps 15 people.
Vy: Well, there are 13 of us and only four beds. Now, I don't know how you do things in England but this family ain't that close.