Will Quote #302

Quote from Will in Did the Earth Move for You?

Kathleen: Yeah, your mom sucks breath mints, too! And I never really thought your ears were cute, I just thought they were big.
Will: Yeah, well, a lot of women seem to find them extremely attractive.
Kathleen: Oh, yeah, like who? Dumbo's mother?
Will: Well, I'm sorry, but I couldn't find any Lee Press-On Ears.
Kathleen: You know, Will, I am so glad we got stuck down here together. It gave me a chance to see who you really are.
Will: You know, it gave me a chance to see who you really are, too. And most of you is in a pile over there on the floor!
Kathleen: Yeah, right next to your stupid teddy bear.
Will: Hey, hey, don't be dissing my bear!
Kathleen: Well, don't be dissing my hair.

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 ‘Did the Earth Move for You?’ Quotes

Quote from Vivian

Philip: What took you so long?
Vivian: Oh, I just spent an hour chasing my outfit on the new rotating dress rack.
Philip: Why didn't you set the variable speed adjuster?
Vivian: Philip, these gadgets are making my life miserable.
Philip: Baby, you're the one that's wanted to redecorate.
Vivian: Well, yeah, I wanted to keep up with the Joneses, honey, not the Jetsons!

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Ashley: Takeout food again?
Vivian: Well, we were having leg of lamb but I accidentally put the oven on self-cleaning and now the door won't open.
Hilary: Takeout again?
Vivian: No, Hilary, I bought a new set of Styrofoam.
Carlton: Gosh, Mom, who put the rusty nails in your granola?
Vivian: Look, all this hi-tech has got me a little on edge. I'm so sorry, sweetie.
Philip: Takeout food again? What happened to the leg of lamb?
Vivian: It's being cleaned! Is that a problem?

Quote from Vivian

Geoffrey: Another minute, madam, and perhaps we'll have a diamond.
Vivian: I don't know why Philip insisted on putting in all these new gadgets. To heat something up, I have to be Lt. Uhura of the Starship Enterprise.