Vivian Quote #48

Quote from Vivian in Did the Earth Move for You?

Will: Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look, before y'all split each other's wigs, can we have our tickets, please?
Philip: Oh, sure. [checks pocket]
Vivian: You lost them, didn't you?
Philip: No, I did not lose them, thank you very much. I know exactly where they are. They're in my desk, in my office downtown.
Vivian: No problem. We'll just hop on my dress rack and swing by.

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Quote from Vivian

Philip: What took you so long?
Vivian: Oh, I just spent an hour chasing my outfit on the new rotating dress rack.
Philip: Why didn't you set the variable speed adjuster?
Vivian: Philip, these gadgets are making my life miserable.
Philip: Baby, you're the one that's wanted to redecorate.
Vivian: Well, yeah, I wanted to keep up with the Joneses, honey, not the Jetsons!

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Ashley: Takeout food again?
Vivian: Well, we were having leg of lamb but I accidentally put the oven on self-cleaning and now the door won't open.
Hilary: Takeout again?
Vivian: No, Hilary, I bought a new set of Styrofoam.
Carlton: Gosh, Mom, who put the rusty nails in your granola?
Vivian: Look, all this hi-tech has got me a little on edge. I'm so sorry, sweetie.
Philip: Takeout food again? What happened to the leg of lamb?
Vivian: It's being cleaned! Is that a problem?

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Geoffrey: Another minute, madam, and perhaps we'll have a diamond.
Vivian: I don't know why Philip insisted on putting in all these new gadgets. To heat something up, I have to be Lt. Uhura of the Starship Enterprise.