Philip Quote #79
Vivian: Will, sit down. Now, none of this would have happened if you hadn't insisted on making fun of your cousin. Now, you know for a person who's always going around saying "l wish people would let me act the way I want" you're awfully hard on Carlton.
Carlton: That was my point.
Philip: That's no excuse, Carlton. Just because Will teases you, you have to do something this foolish?
Carlton: Dad, I know it seemed foolish but I had to show him I had the courage to survive down there.
Philip: That's not courage. Courage is being the way you are, no matter what anybody says about you. Will teases me but you don't see me going, "Yo, yo, yo, homey, yo."
Carlton: There's no "yo" at the end of it. I'm pretty sure of it.
Vivian: Well, I'm glad you two had such a fun time down in the 'hood. Because we're going to have a fun time dreaming up your punishment.
Philip: Peace out.
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Quote from Will
Jazz: Man, y'all butchered that song.
Will: Hey, C, I'm telling you, if the Commodores heard you singing they'd tie you down to the tracks and run you over with the soul train.
Carlton: You know, I can understand why you're threatened. After all, you two possess absolutely no musical ability. Face it, you're so jealous, you're green.
Will: All right, but just out of curiosity, Carlton, what color are you?
Carlton: Oh, here we go again. Look, just because I grew up in the best neighborhoods and pronounce the "i-n-g"s at the end of my words doesn't make me any less Black than you.
Jazz: No. It's that tie that does it.
Will: Face it, C, I'm telling you. If you went down to Jazz's neighborhood looking the way you look and talking the way you talk you wouldn't come home walking the way you walk.
Carlton: And what neighborhood is that?
Will: Compton.
Jazz: And if you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere.
Quote from Carlton
Will: Well, here we are, C. Jazz's crib.
Carlton: Crib: house, dwelling, domicile.
Will: How did you know that? Hip-hop flash cards?
Carlton: I made them myself. I've been cramming all night. I just hope I can get it out of my head before I take the SATs.
Quote from Vivian
Will: Aunt Viv, what are you doing here?
Vivian: What does it look like I'm doing here? I came to get my boy.
Carlton: Mom, I can explain. We were on our way to San Francisco when I realized I had a Sociology report to do...
Vivian: Don't even try, Carlton. Will told me everything. [others groan]
Carlton: It was a bet.
Vivian: A bet? I don't care. Carlton, you are not going to MacArthur Park tonight. In fact, none of you are going to MacArthur Park tonight.
Tiny: Wait a minute.
Vivian: Boy, do not test me.
Tiny: Yes, ma'am.
Vivian: Carlton, Will, get your things. I will be waiting downstairs in the car. And another thing, this place is a disgrace. You have a trashcan, honey. Use it.