Carlton Quote #61

Quote from Carlton in Nice Lady

Lord Fowler: So that brings us up to 1907 which, in maritime law circles has come to be known as "The Year of the Trout."
Hilary: [wakes up] I saw that sweater first! Excuse me.
Geoffrey: Lord Fowler. Wasn't there quite a row in the House of Lords in 1912 when they repealed the Tuna Laws?
Lord Fowler: Oh, Geoffrey, that's a very long story. It all began in 1910.
Geoffrey: Sir, before you continue, would anyone care for anything?
Carlton: [to Ashley] A lobotomy.

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 ‘Nice Lady’ Quotes

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Milord, I'm afraid I have some bad news. My cousin Roddy has just been suddenly struck with malaria. I must go to quarantine immediately.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Lady Penelope. Wow, it must be great being a Lady. I mean, spending all your time shopping, going to lunch with your friends and just sitting around being waited on hand and foot. I wonder what that would be like.
Geoffrey: [pouring Hilary's tea] One can only imagine.

Quote from Geoffrey

Will: G, we better keep looking.
Geoffrey: Nonsense. The man's a liar. Tell us what you've done with Lady Penelope or I shall be forced to thrash you.
Will: Don't press him, G. You saw what he did to Tokyo.
Geoffrey: Don't worry, Master William. In my youth, I was quite a Greco-Roman wrestler.