Will Quote #169
Quote from Will in Deck the Halls
Ashley: Hi.
Will: Merry Christmas.
Vic: Mmm-hmm. Aren't these figures outstanding? They're beyond outstanding, they're deeply beyond. They're hand-carved. We import them from Poland.
Will: We're looking for some Christmas decorations.
Vic: Let me show you something that we're doing now that's deeply happening. It's a Caribbean Christmas tree. It's very big in London, it's beyond big. It's all about very hot oranges and very intense yellows. I feel it's a very vibrant tree, and I feel it's a very important tree.
Ashley: Well, we're just picking up the decorations for my mother, Mrs. Banks.
Vic: Yeah, she phoned and told me you'd be putting them up yourselves this year, which is fine. You'll save yourself a little money, which is a good thing because the '90s are going to be all about restraint.
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‘Deck the Halls’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Will: Thanks a lot, Ash. Now I'll never know how the story ends. Pardon me for caring, but I really wanted to know what Santa got for Christmas.
Ashley: He doesn't get an actual gift, Will. He gets the love of all the little children in the world.
Will: Really? What a gyp.
Ashley: Oh, come on, Will. Everyone knows there's no Santa Claus.
Will: Wait a minute, there is no Milli Vanilli but there definitely is a Santa Claus.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: [on the phone] Okay, that would be fantastic. All right. Also, I want to send a box of the fancy chocolate-covered pretzels to a Mr. Patrick Swayze. Right. And the card should read: "Pat, saw these and immediately thought of you. Love, Hilary. XXX." Okay, now, send the same thing to Kevin Costner, Michelle Pfeiffer and Sting. Great, thanks. [hangs up] Well, that takes care of the A-list. Now, should I send the box of pears or the meat thermometer to Steve Guttenberg?
Will: Hilary, I hate to inject some reality into these proceedings but who you trying to fool, baby?
Hilary: What do you mean?
Will: Hilary, you always walk around fronting like you know all these famous people. You don't know nobody.
Hilary: God, Will, you are so jaded and skeptical. You remind me so much of Judd Nelson.
Quote from Ashley
Ashley: Will, don't you have anything better to do with Christmas vacation than writing a silly letter?
Will: Well, what are you gonna do with your vacation? Are you gonna play with your friends?
Ashley: I wish I had someone to play with but every year my friends all go out of town and I'm stuck here all alone.
Will: Ashley, you can still do something to have fun while you're here.
Ashley: I'm going to. I've decided to learn a new word every day.
Will: Ashley, that's boring.
Ashley: Really? I think it's very autodidactic.