Will Quote #124
Quote from Will in Kiss My Butler
Will: Well, Helen sure thinks so.
Geoffrey: Ah, she's certainly a hot little number. But I'm afraid she and I were mismatched.
Will: Ah, she was a little too young for you, huh?
Geoffrey: Quite the contrary. I am afraid I was a little too intimidating for the poor girl. She's looking for someone a little slower, a little less sophisticated.
Will: I could be slower. I'm sure I could be less sophisticated.
Geoffrey: She sensed that. Here's her phone number. She's expecting your call.
Will: [to camera] It isn't important that I got the date with Helen. The important thing is I learned to appreciate Geoffrey as a human being. And Geoffrey and I have a deeper relationship.
[Will knocks Geoffrey over as he rushes to grab the telephone]
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Quote from Geoffrey
Will: Um, I guess I shouldn't have busted your groove at the club, man. And I guess what I want to say is it's all Jazz's fault, man.
Geoffrey: Sit down, lad. Master William... for you, a birthday is a time to paint the town red but for me, it's a time of reflection. A time to review one's successes and regrets. I must say, one of my regrets has always been the fact that I never had a son. I have so much advice to pass on to the next generation. But no one to tell it to.
Will: Ooh, look at the time. Boy, I'm bushed. [yawns]
Geoffrey: Sit, William. My boy, a man is much more than the job he holds or the clothes he wears. For example, if I were to judge you by your costume I should guess you were some kind of circus performer.
Will: That's pretty cold, G.
Geoffrey: But you made the same assumptions about me. You assumed I was lonely. You assumed I wouldn't know how to comport myself at a nightspot. You assumed I was a poor dancer. I hope the events of tonight have proved to you that I am, as the saying goes... a fairly fly individual.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Oh, isn't this cute? You two have so much in common. You both speak English.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Well, I'm going to go mingle. The "A" list turned out tonight.
Geoffrey: Really?
Hilary: Look. That's Tom Cruise's pool cleaner. And that's Cher's electrolysist. And that's Heather Locklear.