Philip Quote #31

Quote from Philip in Someday Your Prince Will be In Effect (Part 1)

Philip: What's this?
Salesman: It's a Dynatronics audio habitat enhancer.
Philip: I could use one of those. What does it do?
Salesman: It produces a pleasant ocean sound, drowning out unpleasant noise pollution. Do you have that problem in your house?
Philip: Boy, do l! My wife's nephew. The first week he moved in with us there was nonstop drumming in the house.

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Philip: Okay. How about Sandra Day O'Connor?