TV Quotes

Philip: We finally have the house all to ourselves. [kisses Vivian]
Hilary: Hi. Don't stop. Go on with whatever you're doing. Wait. Oh, my God. Ew. What were you doing? I don't even wanna think about it. Where's Geoffrey?
Vivian: He's got the night off.
Hilary: What about my dress?
Philip: I'm pretty sure he was wearing pants.
Hilary: [looking at Philip & Vivian on the couch] Eww.

Will: What's so funny?
Tiffany: We were just thinking of a little game we could play.
Sandra: Tiffany.
Tiffany: Oh, come on, Sandra. It'll be fun.
Will: Wait. What'll be fun?
Tiffany: A word game.
Will: Oh, that ain't exactly the kind of a game I was thinking about.
Tiffany: It involves the word "strip."
Will: Set it up.

Will: Tell me this, Doogie. How is it possible that we're losing?
Carlton: I can't pull a vowel to save my life.
Tiffany: As soon as you get warm, I wanna see some skin again.
Will: You're on the demanding side, ain't you, girl?
Tiffany: Hey, just play them or lose them.
Will: Hey. Hey. This thing is not over yet. Ah! Four. All right. All right. A four-letter word, four-letter word. Eenie, meenie, minie, mo... now some of y'all's clothes gots to go.

Will: Hey, who's that?
Sandra: Her boyfriend.
Will: What? You got a boyfriend?
Tiffany: Of course. Oh, one second, Mad Dog.
Will & Carlton: [in unison] Mad Dog?

Will: I got this strange feeling we forgetting something.
Carlton: You're right. Thank you for a very lovely evening.
Will: Hey, hey, what y'all do with our clothes?
Sandra: It's under him.
Will: Why you put our clothes?
Carlton: Bel-Air's not that long of a walk.
Will: We just gonna get our clothes, then we gonna go. From the looks of this brother, he's a heavy sleeper.

Carlton: But I have to admit there are times that I just don't understand women.
Geoffrey: And it doesn't get any easier when you get older.
Will: No, this is the one right here. Check this out. "I shouldn't have to tell you. I mean, you should just know." How am I supposed to know? Who do I look like, Dionne Warwick?
Philip: No, no, no. This is my favorite. "If you love me as much as you say you do, you'd know what I'm feeling." How am I supposed to know what you're feeling? What does that mean?

Vivian: What are you guys talking about that's so funny?
Will: Sports.
Philip: Football.
Will: Sports.
Vivian: Funny. I'm off to the hairdresser to talk sports myself.

Will: Hey, this is the one right here. This is the one. "If you was listening to me, what'd I just say?"
Philip: They always say that. I wasn't listening, you know?
Carlton: Yo, yo, yo, how about this one? "Slow down, you're moving too fast. We hardly even know each other." And then she has the nerve to get upset.