Philip: Oh, Will.
Will: Look, come on, it wasn't Nicky's fault.
Nicky: That's right. Will's the one that got yelled at for stealing. Look.
Will: Well, she had it coming after the way she talked about your mountain.
Nicky: It was a turtle.
Will: Nicky, go make yourself dizzy.

Mr. Spiegel: Well, and this must be Nicholas.
Vivian: Yes, stand up, Nicholas and shake Mr. Spiegel's hand.
Nicky: I can't, my legs are numb.
Will: Oh. Look at that, the boy would rather read than walk. Isn't that beautiful?

Boy: Is that him?
Nicky: Yup.
Boy: Wow, I never seen a freak up close before.
Nicky: He's not a freak. He's just a wimp.
Will: All right, that's enough. Come on, you kids get out of here. Go ahead, go on, get out. Go, go.
Boy: Stop right there or I'll get my sister to come after you!
Will: You bring your sister over here, I'll knock her block off!

Nicky: One, two, one, two. Come on, Harry, give me another one. [sings] Be all that you can be I'm gonna get you some lettuce, Harry. You stay right here.

Nicky: Big man, short fuse. Bad combination.

Ashley: Let's have another toast. To all of us going on with our new lives. And Will.
Philip: Hear, hear.
All: Hear, hear.
Nicky: Don't worry, Will, you can come to kindergarten with me.
Will: Waa, pssh.