‘Love in an Elevator’
Season 5, Episode 24 - Aired May 8, 1995
Will has told both Carlton and Jazz that they're his best man. When they all get trapped in an elevator the night of his bachelor party, Will's life flashes before his eyes. [CLIP SHOW]
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: We're out of food. We're out of water. I mean, how long can we survive like this?
Will: We've only been in here for five minutes, Carlton. Get a grip.
Quote from Jazz
Jazz: Ssh. Listen. I know that sound anywhere.
Will: What sound?
Jazz: A Wonderbra hitting the floor.
Will: Let me out! Let me out!
Carlton: This is all your fault, you finger-licking ragamuffin.
Jazz: Who are you calling muffin, Little Debbie?
Quote from Will
Man: [o.s.] Hello, elevator repairman.
Jazz: We don't have time to chat. We're stuck in here.
Will: Shut up, Jazz. That's the elevator repairman. [screams] Help!
Man: Just stay calm. We'll get you out of there. Can't guarantee it'll be in one piece.
Will: Yeah, I'd rather be anybody but myself right now.
Quote from Carlton
Will: We've been in here for hours, man. I don't wanna die. I wanna live.
Carlton: Look, at least you got a chance to live life to it's fullest. I only had one woman. One.
Quote from Will
Carlton: My life has been so pathetic.
Will: No, it hasn't. Well, yeah, it has. Who cares? It's over.
Carlton: When the elevator was falling and I thought we were gonna die, your life flashed before my eyes. If I only had your magic with the women.
Will: Come on, Carlton, all these years, man, haven't you caught on? I mean, half the battle is the lyrics you toss at the honeys.