‘It Had to Be You’
Season 1, Episode 19 - Aired February 4, 1991
Jazz wants to set Will up on a date with his sister, Janet (Vivica A. Fox).
Quote from Philip
Vivian: Don't you feel great? Brisk walk in the morning and now you're exercised and ready to start the day.
Philip: Yeah. We got any more of those pecan rolls?
Quote from Jazz
Jazz: Man, between you and the Humpty Dance, I'll have to get a metal plate put in my butt.
Will: You deserve it, man. Your sister showed up here at 7:00 to pick out my clothes. By 10:00, she phoned five times. Hey, Jazz, I'm telling you, she'd be here now if she wasn't out shopping for my beeper.
Jazz: Are you saying your relationship isn't working out?
Will: What relationship? I just met her.
Jazz: All I know is, if you're thinking about breaking up with her, you better think again. Last guy that tried to cut her loose... mm-mm-mm. It wasn't pretty. Dude, he's walking and all, but still.
Will: What am I supposed to do?
Jazz: I say, marry her.
Will: Man, you can stop that. Homes, I'm breaking up with her.
Jazz: Well, if she kills you, can I have that shirt?
Quote from Will
Jazz: I got an idea. I set you two up to get her out of my face, right? So why don't you set her up with some other sucker?
Will: Come on, I ain't living like that. What guy deserves a woman like your sister?
Carlton: [enters] Hi, fellas! Hope you don't mind, I borrowed your Public Enemy tape.
Will: You like Public Enemy?
Carlton: To tell you the truth, they're not half bad. [sings, jazzily] Get up get get get down 911's a joke in your town
Jazz: That used to be my favorite song.
Will: You know, Carlton, I misjudged you. You're a lot cooler than I thought. Hey, you want to go to the club with us tonight?
Carlton: Sure, but I don't have a date.
Will: Carlton, never bring a sandwich to a buffet.
Quote from Will
Toni: Will, this is a great jacket.
Will: [looking down] Thanks.
Hilary: Are you, like, saying grace or what?
Will: Yeah, I've been praying a lot lately.
Janet: If you don't stop talking out of the side of your mouth you're going to be talking like that permanently.
Toni: Ooh, break out the Midol.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Isn't that Patrick Swayze?
Will: I don't know. You tell us, Carlton. You see, Janet, not only is Carlton brilliant and handsome he also knows everybody who's anybody. Ain't that right, Jazz?
Jazz: Does he know Janet Jackson?
Janet: William, ever since we got here you've been going on and on about Carlton this and Carlton that. Boy, save your charm for the girl on your arm.
Carlton: Well, someone has her rude hat on tonight.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: You did an excellent job on those apology notes.
Janet: I'll mail them right away.
Carlton: Mail them?
Janet: I'm sorry, Carlton. I'll hand-deliver them.
Carlton: That's better. I'll get your coat. [to Will] I really should write a book.