‘I, Stank Hole in One’
Season 6, Episode 21 - Aired May 6, 1996
Ashley wants to go to performing arts school in New York and thinks a TV commercial will help her application. Meanwhile, Hilary and Carlton rescue a race horse that's about to be retired.
Quote from Will
Ashley: Daddy, did you hear? Frank said I'm a shoo-in for the School of Performing Arts. I'm as good as in New York.
Philip: I've said it before and I'll say it again. No, no, no.
Ashley: What happened to you being more open-minded?
Philip: I am open-minded, sweetheart. And any commercial you wanna shoot here in the greater Los Angeles area hey, I'm on board.
Ashley: Will, what do you think?
Will: Hey, I have nothing but love and respect for the both of you.
Quote from Vivian
Ashley: Oh, Mom. Come on. Can you convince Dad it's all right for me to move to New York?
Philip: Tell her she is too young to move anywhere.
Vivian: I moved out of the horse when I was 17.
Will: Horse?
Vivian: House. Um... I gotta go do this thing with... Uh... Bye.
Ashley: No, no. Wait. Mom, I gotta talk to you. [both exit]
Philip: Hmm. She's acting oddly.
Will: Yeah. [horse neighs] Want me to get you some Pepto-Bismol, Uncle Phil?
Quote from Will
Hilary: They were gonna kill him.
Carlton: And we saved him.
Hilary: We needed to find a farm.
Carlton: We found one but-
Hilary: He doesn't wanna go.
Carlton: And it's hard to move this kind of girth.
Will: You can relate to that, Uncle Phil.
Hilary & Carlton: [in unison] We can explain. He did it.