Will: You killed Harry?
Philip: Yeah.
Will: You killed Harry. Ah! That's great, man. You killed Harry. Oh.
Philip: Will, who did you think I killed?
Will: I thought you killed Harry.

Will & Philip: [in unison] Nicky. Hey, buddy.
Nicky: I still can't find Harry.
Philip: Oh, he'll show up.
Hilary: Hey, hey.
Philip: Did you get the rabbit?
Hilary: Yeah, but, I-
Philip: Nicky, good news. Hilary found Harry.
[Hilary takes a black rabbit out of the box]
Hilary: It was all they had.

Carlton: Reverend, by any chance, did you happen to speak to the choirmaster today?
Reverend Sims: Well, from what I understand, there's some very, very stiff competition for the solo this year.
Ashley: Well, would he ever ask you for your advice?
Reverend Sims: Well, that's a possibility.
Carlton: Reverend. [sings] Would you mind passing the peas, please?
Ashley: [sings] Could you pass the pork... dork?

Philip: So how are things down at the church?
Vivian: Fine.
Reverend Sims: Yes, fine.
Carlton: [sings] I could use another boiled potato, please [Will throws a potato at Carlton] Thank you.

Philip: I can't wait to hear this year's Easter sermon. Last year's was very inspiring.
Will: Yeah, you might wanna cover all the commandments this year.

Reverend Sims: And as it says in Matthew: "If a man has 100 sheep and one strays, does he not leave the 99 on the mountain to search for the stray one?"
Congregation: Yes, sir.
Reverend Sims: "And if he finds it, he is happy over finding that one than over the 99 that did not stray."
Congregation: Glory. Tell the truth now, pastor.
Reverend Sims: Well, you see, the truth is I am one of the flock. And every now and then I too must ask for forgiveness, as we all do.
Congregation: Oh, yes. That's right.
Reverend Sims: And I can only pray that the Lord and those I have offended will forgive me.
Congregation: Okay, now. Amen.
Reverend Sims: "For if you forgive men for their transgressions your Heavenly Father will also forgive you."
Congregation: Amen. That's right.
Reverend Sims: Amen.
Vivian: Amen.