Will: Hey, my brother, you gonna let her tip him like that? Man, what does she do when y'all eat out?
Janice: Everybody, this is Frank. Frank, this is everybody. Come on, honey. I'll show you to your room.
Cabbie: Excuse me, but what happened to the little lady y'all promised me?
Philip: Here's $5. Go find your own.

Vivian: Vy, this is her decision.
Aunt Helen: Let Janice do what she wants to do.
Vivian: Well, she can do it without us.
Vy: Come on, Will.
Will: Hey, wait, Mom. Hold up. Wait, I'm the best man.
Vy: Not anymore, you're not. I said come on. [exits]
Will: [shrugs] She breast-fed me.

Will: Look, son, this is a big step you're about to take. Now, first, you're not into any gambling or fancy women, are you?
Frank Schaeffer: No, I'm a pretty straight guy.
Will: All right, that was gonna be my next question. Look, man, Janice is like my big sister and I just want to make sure she's in good hands.
Frank Schaeffer: Well, don't worry, Will. I really love her, and I'm gonna do my best to make her happy. And when you come visit, you can borrow my Porsche.
Will: Got my blessing, man.

Will: Hey, you wanna grab something to eat?
Frank Schaeffer: Super.
Will: So you need any tips on sex?
Frank Schaeffer: No, not really.
Will: Got any for me?

Will: Look, Mom, we have a difference of opinion, okay? But I've made a decision, and I'm not afraid to say it.
Now, I'm going to the... to the library.
Vy: Aren't you a little overdressed?
Will: Well, I just thought that I would, you know, drop in on the, um... on the thing.
Vy: You mean the wedding.
Will: I heard it referred to as that before.

Vy: What the hell is wrong with Janice?
Will: I'm sorry, did I say White? I meant tall.
Hilary: He didn't seem that tall to me.