‘Father of the Year’
Season 4, Episode 4 - Aired October 4, 1993
Will pretends that Nicky is his son to endear himself to women.
Quote from Will
Will: All right, look, I ain't no father of the year. I'm not even a father. I made all of this stuff up. And I'm kind of good at that. This is my cousin Nicky. And I don't deserve all these gifts. But this dude here, this guy here, I mean... He's the real single father with the real problems. Give him all the stuff.
Todd: Hawaii too?
Will: No, homey, I thought I'd hang on to Hawaii, you know...
Jake Maxwell: Hawaii too. And that's another heartwarming moment from the Hart File. Are we off? Somebody get me a drink.
Quote from Will
Todd: I just want to say thank you one more time.
Will: Hey, no problem, man. It actually makes me feel good to do something for somebody who needed it. I was starting to feel stank claiming that as my baby and everything.
Todd: Yeah, I know what you mean. See this ain't my kid either. [laughs] Aloha.
Will: Oh, see, that's so wrong.